Bella In the City

I just have a question for you. Nothing major.

I just wanted to know if your turn signals worked on your car. It looks like a pretty late model Toyota Corolla you squeezed your big & tall manly ass in were driving. I can’t imagine that the signals would be out of service on such a vehicle, but there is always the chance that you are driving the only 2009 Toyota with broken turn signals in America a lemon. 

I mean, granted, I know you just couldn’t start your day without yout Dunkin Donuts coffee and your daily chat with the Dunkin Donuts ladies and your artery clogging donuts but honestly, did you have to risk my life by darting into the driveway on a street where the speed limit is 45? I really wish I rearended your stupid ass and totaled your car could have hurt you.

If it is in fact that your signals don’t work, I apologize. But I honestly don’t give a fuck get them fixed asshole before someone with no insurance rear ends your dumbass hope you get them fixed before you hurt yourself.

Signed,

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Tags: assholes, driving, roadrage, traffic

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